Exclusive Interview with President Trump
Virtual News Host and Commentator, Marc Keyser has exclusive interview with President Donald j. Trump here in the virtual newsroom at the Liberal Resistance. Unfortunately, Mr. Trump could not join us, but he is here in spirit. He is, of course, busy tweeting, acting President, and playing golf; and even if he were here, he might not be of much assistance given his pathological proclivity for lying.
Marc Keyser: Before we begin the interview, let me remind you Mr. President that lying is a sin and breaking the law has consequences.
Donald Trump: I never lie.
Keyser: Well that would be your first lie in the interview so far.
Trump: How do you impeach a president who had the most successful first two years of any president? That’s what I want to know.
Keyser: Mr. Trump, why do you believe you are so “successful” as president that the nation should overlook the fact that you have criminal rap sheet longer than Martha Steward’s shopping list. Why should Congress not impeach you for your crimes and send you off to prison?
Trump: My supporters love me. “I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.”
Keyser: Who do you think you are the Prince of Saudi Arabia who can send his henchmen to kill an American journalist in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey and not be tried for murder? This America, and you sir are no prince. In America no one is above the law. You can go to prison for your crimes… no matter how many fans you have.
Trump: I am the President, and if I say there was no collusion with Russia that proves it.
Keyser: Common sense is dead in America. The bigger your lies and the more you repeat them, the more reasonable they sound to people without an ounce of common sense.
Let’s be honest. Most people know you are a bucket of human excrement, but your supporters think the bucket of lies, crime and treason is only half full. They are willing to tolerate a dictator, a criminal, and a traitor as long as you promise them White Nationalism and a new nation with privilege and wealth for whites only.
Trump: The Dims only want to impeach me because they know they can’t win in 2020, too much success!”
Keyser: The Democrats won the House of Representatives running against you. You lost. In the months ahead, you’re going to be investigated by the House of Representatives, put on trial, publicly exposed, and likely sent to prison for crimes you have committed in your family business and in the White House. Your loyal supporters can write to you in prison or in the mental institution for the criminally insane.
Trump: This Russia thing is a witch hunt.
Keyser: Freshman Rep. Rashida Tlaib, (D-Mich) ran her campaign against you. She vowed to “impeach Trump”, and she won. She yelled at a rally, “We’re gonna go in and impeach the motherf*****” You sir are the Devil who is about to be burned at the stake.
Trump: my success in office is the only reason Democrats want to get rid of me.
Keyser: Democrats in Congress want to impeach you because you are a traitor who sold out your country. A growing number of People in the streets fed up with your racist regime are turning into a very large lynch mob ready to storm the castle.
Trump: The Democrats can’t impeach me because of my success as president.
Keyser: Define success?
Trump: My tax cut for the middle class.
Keyser: Your tax cut for the “middle class” is a trillion-dollar give-away to the obscenely rich billionaires and their super-rich corporations.
A middleclass school secretary gets an extra $1.50 a week in her pay check to pay for her Cosco membership. The billionaire Koch Brother Industries get an extra $1.4 trillion-dollar tax savings making them not just rich, but obscenely rich at the expense of the rest of the American people.
Trump: stock market has never done better.
Keyser: You gave a handful of billionaires a trillion-dollar tax cut, and they spent a trillion dollars on the stock market buying up shares in their corporations so the rich now own more of the wealth of the nation than ever before.
You unwittingly or dimwittedly created a stock market bubble just like the housing market bubble of 2008; and just like it did in 2008, the stock market is very likely to crash, only this time the nation is already $22 trillion in debt, and we might not be able to borrow another $10 trillion dollars to bail us out again.
Thanks to you the stock market is growing more and more volitle. You are bankrupting America the way you bankrupted your casinos, which could plunge America into another Great Depression… and you call that success?
Former Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, called Trump a f****** moron, and you Mr. Trump have done nothing to disprove that observation.
Investors beware, we have a moron in the White House driven by greed and self-aggrandizement playing with our economy like a child playing with matches.
Trump: What about my Great Border wall?
Keyser: What border wall? You said Mexico will pay for the wall, and it turns out Mexico is not going to pay for wall. Most Americans don’t want a border wall because a border wall will not solve the problems with immigration and drug trafficking.
Trump: I had to shut down the government to force the Democrats to fund my border wall.
Keyser: You have a partial shutdown of the government and thousands of government workers are not getting their paychecks. You are blackmailing taxpayers to pay for the wall, and now you are blaming the Democrats for your shutdown.
Trump: I promised to build a wall, a beautiful wall.
Keyser: Mr. Trump, you had a Republican controlled Congress and two years to solve problems with drug trafficking, immigration, protecting the DACA program and undocumented immigrants who have lived productive lives and paid taxes here in the United States for years, and avoid disrupting the workforce in the agriculture and the food industry that provides the nation with most abundant and cheapest food supply in the world.
You had a Republican Congress for two years and they would not fund your obsolete border wall, so why should the Democrats who now control the House give you funding for your ill-advised and useless border wall? Why should the American taxpayers pay one dime for a Trump Wall that won’t work?
Trump: My wall will keep America safe.
Keyser: How do drug traffickers get past you great Trump Wall? They drive through one of the hundreds of tunnels under the wall, they throw the drugs over the wall to someone on the other side, they drive truck loads through customs, and they fly tons of it into the United States in private air planes or bring it by the boat load.
I thought you watch tv. Please don’t tell me you haven’t seen Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious?
Trump: Hillary Clinton is a crook. Lock her up.
Keyser: Mr. Trump you need to stay focused. You’re the one facing multiple criminal investigations. Special counsel Robert Mueller is looking into whether your campaign colluded with the Russians and whether you obstructed the investigation. In New York, your former lawyer and longtime fixer Michael Cohen says you personally directed him to make illegal hush money payments to two women on the eve of the 2016 presidential election. Cohan was convicted and sentenced to three years in prison; and you sir are listed as a co-conspirator.
If you call being named an unindicted co-conspirator in a crime and not being indicted yet because you are a sitting President a success, what do you call failure?
Trump: This whole Russia thing is all a witch hunt.
Keyser: Call it what you will. Mueller will release his findings and the Democrats in the House will make them public. Hopefully, Mueller will indict a sitting President, which is you, for high crimes including treason. The Democrats will launch impeachment proceedings, and you sir might well burn at the stake.
Trump: I’ve done nothing wrong. No Collusion with Russia, it was the Dems that Colluded.
Keyser: Mr. Trump you sound like a five-year old who threw a baseball and broke the TV, and when he gets caught, he says, “Obama did it.”
Putin ordered his military to launch a cyberattack on our election to damage Hillary Clinton and help you win. You’re the one doing the colluding with Russia to rig the election. That’s cheating, that’s not winning. You are not the rightful President elect, you are a fraud and your presidency is illegitimate. You conspired with Putin to rig the election, and that sir is treason. Your election victory aided by a hostile foreign power was a corrupt, criminal and treasonous act.
Trump: You can’t indict me, I am the President.
There are Justice Department “guidelines” against indicting a sitting president for criminal offences… but that is all they are “guidelines”. Nancy Pelosi, the new Democratic Speaker of the House, told NBC News she did not rule out the possibility that Trump could be indicted while in office, despite Justice Department “guidelines”.
Trump: I’m not guilty, and If I am guilty, the President cannot be indicted; and if I am indicted, I will take it to the Supreme Court where I have good people to vote against it… and I don’t want to, but I will pardon myself.
Keyser: The Resistance must act to make sure you get the justice you deserve Mr. President here and now.
Trump: It takes a vote of 2/3rds of the Senate to impeach a sitting president. Republicans in the Senate are loyal to me, and they won’t vote to impeach me… I’m their sugar daddy.
Keyser: Since you asked Mr. President, let me tell you how people can force Republicans in the Senate to vote to impeach you.
We protest by phone. Call in solidarity over load the phones of Bank of America Merrill Lynch. Call from the safety of our own phones and put business as usual on hold at the bank to force Republicans in Congress to impeach Trump in order to keep Bank of America from going under.
Trump: Why on earth call Bank of America?
Keyser: Because that’s where the money is. We must sacrifice Bank of America Merrill Lynch for the greater good.
Just call in solidarity until the Resistance has a large enough gathering on the phones to disrupt business at Bank of America Merrill Lynch worldwide.
Trump: This sounds like a terrible thing to do.
Keyser: My advice is to take your money out of Bank of America immediately. You don’t want your money in Bank of America Merrill Lynch when the avalanche hits, and there is a run on the bank, and it’s too late.
Trump: I’ll have everyone arrested!
Keyser: How exactly do you plan on arresting the better part 7.5 billion consumers around the globe with mobile phones who might want to call Bank of America and Merrill Lynch to complain? Do you plan on confiscating everyone’s phone, or perhaps you will shut the phones off, or you could call it a national emergency and have the National Guard answer the phones for Bank of America.
Mr. President, how can you have the riot police tear gas callers who on their phones making anonymous calls? How do you plan on arresting consumers for using their phone to call a business open to the public to complain? Since when is calling to complain a crime? If Bank of America Merrill Lynch can’t answer their phones fast enough to the keep the line open, that is their responsibility… not ours.
Trump: Well I don’t like this at all.
Keyser: Financial markets hate uncertainty and the stock market is already extremely volitle over the uncertainty in the economy your mismanagement has created.
The Phone Protest will unleash a run on the bank. Customers will join us on the phones flooding the phones with angry calls and complaints wanting their money out of Bank of America Merrill Lynch. Stock holders will want to unload their stock to be safe.
Trump: This is a conspiracy.
Keyser: It is not a conspiracy to do that which is legal. It is, however, a conspiracy to rig the election with the help of a hostile foreign government to fraudulent win and becoming Putin’s Pavlovian dog in the White House doing Russia’s bidding and selling out your country. That’s a conspiracy.
Trump: This is blackmail.
Keyser: In order to speak Truth to power, we must first be in a position of power. When we take our protest to the phones and shut down Bank of America, our voices will be heard in Congress loud and clear.
We won the House of Representatives, and now the Resistance is going to win the war against Trump. We win by making Bank of America lose money. We win when Republicans in the Senate face the threat of losing Bank of America if they don’t impeach Trump.
Trump: You can’t call Bank of America and shut them down to force Republicans in Congress to impeach a president who has won perhaps the greatest election of all time, done nothing wrong (no Collusion with Russia, it was the Dems that Colluded), had the most successful first two years of any president, and is the most popular Republican in party history…
Keyser: Actually Mr. President, yes we can.