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Ivanka Promoted to Consigliere

The White House has announced that Invanka Trump’s new nepotistic official job title in the White House will be Consigliere to the President, Don the Con. Ivanka seems to have really earned this position.  By pretty much everyone’s observation she’s not near as stupid as both of her brothers.  She’s the one all the orders have…

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“Thoughts and Prayers” – An Obituary

“Thoughts and Prayers” Found Dead,  World Completely Unfazed by Bette Blackwell The world reacted with a total lack of surprise at the announcement of the expected and entirely timely demise of the phrase, “Thoughts and prayers”. The cause of death was massive overuse. The first use of the phrase, most often stated as “(Our/my) thoughts and prayers…

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