Okay, this is seriously creepy. The online magazine, The HillReporter, says that “A comedian who worked on the set of Celebrity Apprentice and at beauty contests with Donald Trump says that the president used to snort crushed Adderall pills and invite female beauty pageant contestants up to his room in exchange for a win.”
The comedian in question is Noel Casler, who worked for and with Trump and his entourage in the 1990s and 2000s. In one of his most recent performances, Casler claimed that, “He’s a speed freak. He crushes up his Adderall and he sniffs it, ’cause he can’t read, so he gets really nervous when he has to read cue cards. I’m not kidding. This is true. I had a 24-page NDA, nondisclosure agreement. I didn’t know then he was becoming president. Now it’s, no way, dumb [redacted]. I’m telling you everything I know. So he gets nervous and he crushes up these pills and that’s why he’s sniffing when you see him in debates and when you see him reading. It’s why he’s tweeting, you know, it’s like he’s out of his mind.”
Is any of true? That’s the hard part about this story. Casler isn’t saying whether he’s joking or being factual. Notes the article, “However, when HillReporter reached out to Casler to clarify whether the story was entirely a joke, or, as he asserts during the routine, truth, the comedian told us he prefers not to discuss the content of his routine. He was not willing to confirm this on the record and off the stage…”
So, at the moment, it is anybody’s guess. But, just for the record, we here at LR are kinda inclined to believe that this story is the God’s Honest Truth. It just has the ring of Trumpness about it.
But judge for yourself. Here’s the performance in question: